Clearly Tiger Woods is a scumbag, but apparently his ex-wife is not exactly Betty Crocker...

So Elin Nordegren wants us to believe that she is a private person yet she is featured on the cover of a weekly tabloid called "People" magazine...that is comedy. Unfortunately, it is not as amusing as believing that she didn't assault Tiger Wooods and cause him to crash in his own driveway...How else did he crash in HIS OWN DRIVEWAY?

Of course People Magazine's Sandra Westfall didn't press Elin on this unsolved mystery nor did she ask Elin why she refused to let the police into the house on numerous occasions after the assault, I mean "accident"...my guess is because she hit more than just Tiger with the golf club(s). Sandra also didn't get an answer as to why they weren't able to reconcile the marriage after months of negotiating, err, I mean heart fealt discussions.

Sandra did get important information like finding out the Woods' 21 year old Nanny taught Elin how to bake...what did Elin do during her free time that she never learned how to bake, isn't that the least a woman that gets to live in mansions, drive 6 figure automobiles, eat in the fanciest restaurants, and wear the most expensive clothes because of her husband's talent could do for him? It is extremely disturbing considering Elin was a nanny herself when she met Tiger.

Elin is 30 years old, has a nanny and a housekeeper yet still doesn't have a bachelor's degree or know how to cook? What has she been doing with all of her time? We know she wasn't spending much of her free time having sex with Tiger.

At least Elin was honest about one thing: She admitted that the tabloids were wrong and she wasn't a model, she was indeed just a nanny when she met Tiger.

Now she gets over $100,000,000 (must be due to that high-paying babysitting career she gave up for Tiger) because she married the world's best golfer and he happens to be a scumbag...what exactly did she do to earn that kind of money? Spread her legs (clearly not very often, but at least twice), hire a housekeeper and nanny, beat him into submission with a golf club?

Now if you say he deserved it, then you must believe every woman that cheats (that never happens) deserves to be so severely beaten that she is hospitalized and ALSO have to forfeit a large sum of her hard-earned money...sounds like a great deal for the abuser!

Most marriages end in divorce, why are people entitiled to the richer spouse's money?

It truly is just like high-priced prostitution...hopefully in my next life, I will have a vagina that earns $50,000,000 per child.

Seriously, how did Sandra not get the answer to why Tiger crashed IN HIS OWN DRIVEWAY?!


What a meaningless interview.

Disgusting.

Mr. Xxxxxx,
I was stunned to see how badly the ratings have plummeted since my departure from Savannah. The fall 2006 night shift dropped to 7.1 from the previous fall's 8.1 and the spring 2007 2.4 was an utter collapse from last spring's 11.8.

It really is a shame that management's neglect to pay me what was agreed upon during my interview, even though I begged them on 4 separate occasions to honor the agreement (I learned a valuable lesson on trust and to always get EVERYTHING in writing ), caused me enormous financial setbacks. Not to mention the disturbing fact that after 12 months, they refused to offer me even a $1 raise after I (with Don Scott's guidance, and his belief in my abilities, to give me a lot of freedom on-air) provided WIXV with two #1 books and the best spring ratings in their 20 year history.

It is tragically ironic that if you talk to Don Scott and especially Tim Sheehan (over 40 years of radio experience between them), they will give my on-air abilities fervent endorsements...yet I am now a licensed banker and WIXV's ratings are in the latrine.

Yes, it would be a humorous story, except for the fact that everyone lost. Sometimes irony isn't funny, sometimes it's just sad.

The best,
CAVEMAN
www.cavemanradio.com

Am listening to the CD right now. Here are my thoughts:



A great voice.
A nutcase! Just what is needed for that job.
A quick thinker, considering the great responses.
I laughed my *** off when the woman called in with her most offensive thing....."I asked him, Was it in"?
I want to go to Tiger Ridge myself, where everyone's last name is "Edwards" & no one has gotten out alive.
All of the Southern people talk the same.
The dude that calls in & talks like he's 3 years old is hysterical....
I also laughed my *** off when the guy who called in spelled 'gnats' as "NUTS", & caveman said, THAT's NUTS, not GNATS! And the guy tried to spell it again via "neats".
It seems as though everyone from the south is inbred, not just Tiger Ridge.
The guy who stapled his NUTS to a bar for a beer....!!!!!!!!!!!
The caveman has a GREAT laugh....makes me laugh.
The restaurant named "Pink Taco" that was found offensive.......and Caveman says, "And who found that offensive, people from Uranus?" I almost fell off of my chair. :)

missing you terribly! anyone else in that daypart just blows like Katrina bycomparison. It has just lost sooooo much! Not that you need to hear me onthis old broken record again, but you have much too much talent not to besharing it in some way on the air. The problem was not you. The problem wasthat we don't pay good talent. For goodness sake, don't give up and find someway to get that incomparable wit back on the air. In my small town opinion,you had a very major market sound. Don't forget, you had phenomenal ratingsin a short period. It was not the listeners who said "no" to you. Not thatyou need to hear this crap from me, again, but you made radio fun andgenuinely interactive. that is rare. Okay, i'm hopping off the soap box. Howare you? we miss you terribly! Such a fabulous way of laughing at the world you have! I think about you a lot, especially when I have a remote! Yours rocked! I hate that you left radio, but you would be even more miserablehere now.

I'll email you from yahoo. cheers!

My lame Youtube vid:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tBi3WgXjp8

http://www.cavemanradio.com/cborkinadvertiser.pdf

I would like to get a few people to visit Tiger Ridge with me again (safety in numbers). This time we need to bring a few digital cameras and capture the horror on film. It is just not possible to describe the "cummunity" without photographic evidence. As of now, none of my friends back in CT believe it really exists. Who is up for a brief road trip?