Clearly Tiger Woods is a scumbag, but apparently his ex-wife is not exactly Betty Crocker...

So Elin Nordegren wants us to believe that she is a private person yet she is featured on the cover of a weekly tabloid called "People" magazine...that is comedy. Unfortunately, it is not as amusing as believing that she didn't assault Tiger Wooods and cause him to crash in his own driveway...How else did he crash in HIS OWN DRIVEWAY?

Of course People Magazine's Sandra Westfall didn't press Elin on this unsolved mystery nor did she ask Elin why she refused to let the police into the house on numerous occasions after the assault, I mean "accident"...my guess is because she hit more than just Tiger with the golf club(s). Sandra also didn't get an answer as to why they weren't able to reconcile the marriage after months of negotiating, err, I mean heart fealt discussions.

Sandra did get important information like finding out the Woods' 21 year old Nanny taught Elin how to bake...what did Elin do during her free time that she never learned how to bake, isn't that the least a woman that gets to live in mansions, drive 6 figure automobiles, eat in the fanciest restaurants, and wear the most expensive clothes because of her husband's talent could do for him? It is extremely disturbing considering Elin was a nanny herself when she met Tiger.

Elin is 30 years old, has a nanny and a housekeeper yet still doesn't have a bachelor's degree or know how to cook? What has she been doing with all of her time? We know she wasn't spending much of her free time having sex with Tiger.

At least Elin was honest about one thing: She admitted that the tabloids were wrong and she wasn't a model, she was indeed just a nanny when she met Tiger.

Now she gets over $100,000,000 (must be due to that high-paying babysitting career she gave up for Tiger) because she married the world's best golfer and he happens to be a scumbag...what exactly did she do to earn that kind of money? Spread her legs (clearly not very often, but at least twice), hire a housekeeper and nanny, beat him into submission with a golf club?

Now if you say he deserved it, then you must believe every woman that cheats (that never happens) deserves to be so severely beaten that she is hospitalized and ALSO have to forfeit a large sum of her hard-earned money...sounds like a great deal for the abuser!

Most marriages end in divorce, why are people entitiled to the richer spouse's money?

It truly is just like high-priced prostitution...hopefully in my next life, I will have a vagina that earns $50,000,000 per child.

Seriously, how did Sandra not get the answer to why Tiger crashed IN HIS OWN DRIVEWAY?!


What a meaningless interview.

Disgusting.